Beer Pong... THE VIDEOGAME!

Yes, the Wii game that nobody asked for has finally been announced! Now you can play the popular college game Beer Pong... ON YOUR WII! There's no joke to be made there! None at all!

And that's not all! Developer JV Games is planning on making even more games like this, under the "Frat Party Games" label. As the Kotaku story says, "Frat Party Games: Stomach Pump and Frat Party Games: Date Rape shouldn't be too far behind."

Now, I don't drink, so I could be wrong... But isn't one of the primary draws to Beer Pong, you know... the beer?

Here's the very exciting trailer!:



Look how much fun those people are-- Oh, wait... Most of them look kinda bored, actually. And perhaps stoned. And probably drunk.

The game will be downloadable over the WiiWare service at some point in the future. On that day, the earth will mourn.