Jingle Music for Dummies

Giant Bomb brought this atrocity to my attention this afternoon, and now I'm bringing it to yours:



I want to know two things about this product:

1) Why would I want a house full of people singing 24/7, and how did Wayne Brady have enough illegitimate children to make such spontaneous song creation possible?

2) Who the hell wants to buy glow in the dark towells?

Now, let's conside the possibilities of Songsmith! Let's take a song like, say, "Runnin' With the Devil." Just the vocals, mind you.

The result is this.

Run in fear, musical mortals, for the end has come.

::EDIT:: This guy evidently enjoyed Songsmith... Maybe a bit too much.